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Poster: Tenor madman Date: May 5, 2009 1:33am
Forum: classic_tv Subject: Re: What to do when nobody's talking?

Two old friends get together and are talking. One says to the other, "I don't know what to do. My whole life is falling apart". His friend tells him, "Here's what you need to do. Go home tonight and get your bible. Open it up to a random page and put your finger down on one spot. Whatever it says there, that you do".

Two months pass. Then one day, a big stretch limo pulls up in front of the house of the friend who gave the advice. Out pops a man with a sharkskin suit, an alligator briefcase and a Rolex. Lo and behold, it's his down and out friend!

So they meet and the guy says, "What happened?" The other guy says, "Well, I did just what you told me to do. I went home, pulled out my bible, opened it up, plunked my finger on one spot, and I did what it said". With bulging eyes, the first guy said, "Well, what did it say?" To which his friend replied:

"Chapter 11!"

TM